The Nominations for the Giggle Snort Awards have been announced. This year we are very happy to see some of our lovely SVM fanfic authors nominated. Be sure to check out these fabulous stories and cast your vote.
Voting Opens 25th June 2012.
Voting Closes 10th July 2012
Congratulations to all the nominees and thank you for giving us readers a gigglesnort!
Best Author
ashes at midnight
FemmeCullen
Hummgbird2
Linda Hoyland
Robrator
vic_vega66
Epic Giggle
Cliches and Euphemisms by Feralness
24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen?
Twilight > Rated M
The Elven Way by Linda Hoyland
When Legolas argues with another Elf during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien, Pippin is surprised to learn of the way Elves settle disputes.
Lord of the Rings > Rated PG-13
Edella and Beward by FemmeCullen
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever?
Twilight > Rated NC-17
Meet The Masens by FictionFreak
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.
Twilight > Rated NC-17
Best High School / College
Dirt Roads by winehoes
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight > Rated M
Sideline Collision by nolebucgrl
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field?
Twilight > Rated M
My Beautiful Storm by troublefollows1017
Weather-obsessed Bella finds Edward's journal, leading her on a trip down memory lane. Back then, Edward had run away, hoping to find a new purpose. Bella couldn't wait for her chance to escape, sure she knew what she wanted. Neither one expected this.
Twilight > Rated M
Cliché by suzie55
In a place far, far away lived a beautiful…oh, forget it. Who are we really kidding here? This is H-E-Double Hockey Sticks. This is high school. Welcome to Forks. Bella X Edward AH - some humor though that's subjective.
>Twilight > Rated M
Crushing by MidnightLove87
She's been crushing on him for years, this year she vows to make sure he sees her as something other than his pseudo little sister. Will he crush her when he shows up to Christmas with his new fiancée or will she crush him in return? AH Olderward.
Twilight > Rated M
Take What You Want by purelyamuse
Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight > Rated M
The Biology Project by solostintwilight
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight > Rated M
Best Adult
Quickie Mart Cupid by PrettyKittyArtist
Quickie Marts, flat tires, expensive suits, gangster rap, g-strings and velvet roses. Valentines' Day wasn't going as planned.
Twilight > Rated M
The Cellar by iambeagle
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight > Rated M
Husband VS Hormoned struck pregnant monster by ms.sweden
Reposting my sequel to Husband VS Wife. It'll contain all kinds of stuff and it's Rated M, ENJOY!
Vampire Academy > Rated M
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass.
Twilight > Rated M
Bon Appetit! by mareel
Picnic lunches for the away teams, gone horribly wrong.
Enterprise > Rated PG-13
The Viking's Pet: The Full Story by FanOTheFang
Ever wonder what it would be like to be the Pet of the Viking Vampire? Victoria can tell you. Story concentrates on Eric just after the Great Revelation, before Sookie. Lots of Lemons and little bit of plot. Our Fav Viking is in total control!
Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood > Rated M
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc.
Twilight > Rated M
Meet the Masens by FictionFreak
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.
Twilight > Rated M
Best Supernatural/Vampire
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy.
Twilight > Rated M
Back to the Future Again by suki59
Poor Eric is so devastated at the loss of Sookie that he invents a time-travel machine and sends Pam back in time to bring Sookie back to the future. Post Book 9.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
Hot Harleys and Cool Vampires by petersgirl
After Edward leaves Bella is sent to live with her Mom. Phil signed on to another baseball team and they end up in Charming, Ca. Bella learns that it's not only vampires that are dangerious when she meets Jackson Teller, Sons of Anrchy, SAMCRO. Jaxs teaches her a lot about real life. The Cullens want back in her life, but Jaxs is a part of that now and things get compilcated. They will be in their true forms of bikers and vampires.
Sons of Anarchy / Twilight > Rated NC-17
Harry Potter Instant Messaging by bella1951
This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging.
Harry Potter > Rated T
Orcs at School by virtuella
Because little orcs have to learn, too.
Lord of the Rings > Rated G
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight > Rated M
The Red Eye by badjujube
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood.
Twilight > Rated M
Best All Human
Sideline Collision by nolebucgrl
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field?
Twilight > Rated M
Pie! by kayjayuu
It's a tough job, making something good for the soul.
Enterprise > Rated G
Husband vs Wife by ms.sweden
As a spy you never let your relationship get in the way of your job. When a things go bad Rose and Dimtiri went separate ways and never looked back. Until they meet again, How will it end? A Romantic Action Tale with a Mr and Mrs Smith twist!
Vampire Academy > Rated M
A May To December Romance by Positively 4th Street
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight > Rated M
All In by kjwrit
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them.
Twilight > Rated M
Drowning, Not Waving by Bower-Of-Bliss
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes. Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
Twilight > Rated M
Alcide in Wonderland by ericizmine
The Alcide Herveaux from Saints & Sinners turned out to a popular guy… Best friend to Eric… New big brother type for Sookie… And one hell of a Dad… After a lot of requests for his take on things… That’s exactly what i’m posting. From the beginning. Let me know if y’all like it enough for me to keep going.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
Most Cringe-worthy
Duty Weapon by Betti Gefecht
"Put the gun down!" - Bella and Edward caught in the act. By Charlie. And we all know Charlie owns a gun.
Twilight > Rated M
Past Her Prime by XquisiteProdigy
Bella is old and crazy. Edward is old and horny. How do events turn out when you mix in stray cats and Jacob the Second? Its all downhill from here. Edward would know, because his arthritis is actin up again...
Twilight > Rated M
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life.
Twilight > Rated M
Ding, Dongs and Dicks by Fiona Fresh
Vodka tonics, flying Crystal, stripper poles... Oh my!
Twilight > Rated M
Cum Into My Office, Now by solareclipses
Humor/Parody. Bella's made a mistake on Mr. Cullen's watch. When she tries to rectify it, will sparks fly? Collaboration between smexy4smarties and solareclipses.
Twilight > Rated M
Funniest Fumble
Penal Code by FictionFreak95
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with BELLAFLAN! AH/Comedy
Twilight > Rated M
Help by kayjayuu
Caught. In the act.
Enterprise > Rated NC-17
Bored to Death by ericizmine
A ‘What if’… Giving everyone a do-over, starting with Sookie’s first visit to Fangtasia.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
How My Life Was Ruined In 14 Days by moon-witche
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity.
Twilight > Rated M
Head Over Feet by iambeagle
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight > Rated M
Dating In The Dark by twicrack83
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong… or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue!
Twilight > Rated M
I'm Sexy and I Know It by reyes139
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight > Rated M
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight > Rated M
Funniest One-shot
Captain Howdy by cullenboyz
Bella is on a mission: after four years of friendship with Edward, tonight she's putting her heart on the line. Armed with a pitcher of mojitos and Alice's seduction advice, she's determined to find out once and for all if she and Edward are meant to be.
Twilight > Rated M
King Bill by fangbangerlayla
Sookie goes to Fangtasia and gets a little drunk. Not for Bill fans. Eric-Sookie-Pam.. Rated M for language and sexual innuendos.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
The Story of Poor, Unfortunate, Toffin by Grey Wondere
This story takes place in Gondor and in The Shire. Just a bit of silliness in which Merry , Frodo, and Pippin remember an incident when Pippin was 8 and Merry was 16. Sam is hearing the story for the first time.
Lord of the Rings > Rated T
50 Shades of Absorbency by darkNnerdy
This is the tale of the quiet unknown soldier who protects against the raging war of our lady bits. They have gone unnoticed and unappreciated until today. Crackfic for your viewing pleasure. Rated M for weirdness and Character death
50 Shades of Grey > Rated M
Warped Creations by Nocturnal Emissions
While teleporting some of the Cullens end up in each other's bodies. What is it like to make love to your mate when the mind is right, but the body is all wrong?
Twilight > Rated M
Christmas on Andoria by Mistress Euclid
Trip and T'Pol want to spend Christmas Eve alone, but fate is working against them.
Enterprise > Rated PG-13
Let’s Talk About Sex by suki59
This silly ficlet is in response to the Weekly One-Shot Challenge for week 15 of 2010: Find and use your favorite and most ridiculous sexual slang in a story. Sookie and Eric become afflicted with a bad case of potty mouth.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
Lover's Leap by Ellie
Princess Eärwen successfully managed to turn a young Finarfin into a suitable candidate for husband for a Telerin bride, but just how far is he willing to go for her?
Lord of the Rings > Rated PG-13
Plucked by Tropical Sorbet
Life on the farm was all Bella Swan ever knew … until one day a copper topped stranger showed up at Cullen Poultry and ruffled more than just a few feathers. AH/AU One Shot.
Twilight > Rated M
Beer, Broads, and Brotherhood by Aquarius
Set before "Broken Bow," friendships change, but remain strong as ever.
Enterprise > Rated PG-13
Sookie's Dream: Outtake of Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby
Dream Sequence from Pour Some Sugar On Me, not completely necessary to have read story, but it helps! Warning! Very adult situations...vampwich. S/E/B
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
Crocodile Rock by dazzelglo
Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett & Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her.
Twilight > Rated M
One Week and Nine Ales by maripo5a
This comedy is dedicated and credited to marigoldg, who basically gave me the entire thing, from start to finish, and trusted me to (ahem) flesh it out.
Lord of the Rings > Rated NC-17
Best Original Fiction
Letters From Camp Running Bear by JoyousLady
After watching a television show about the hilarious letters written from summer camp by eight year old children, and then being inspired by the hellish account of events from my daughter's real life vacation with her fiance; I wrote what I imagined her "letters from camp" would have been after enduring these events if she'd been a child at camp.
Original > Rated K+
She’s One Of The Boys by Lilly-Rain
Eva Thorn has five older brothers and has just returned home after being at a boarding school for a whole year, everything is still the same, no one has changed much - except Eva has a big secret now and she dosnt want her brothers finding out. She turned into a giant wolf on her sixteenth birthday, but she isn't the only one hiding something. With family secrets, a new school, a cocky and arrogant boy who has his eye on her, and being a wolf.....Eva is starting to think maybe coming home was a bad thing.
Original > Rated PG-13
Big Fat Liar by xxWhoAteMyCookiexx
Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him.
Original > Rated PG-13
Life As Told By Nerdy by tsubame
As if life wasn't hard enough being bullied and treated like garbage all the time; my loathsome, insufferable seat mate just had to come with his "secrets" and torture my every waking hour. What's the big deal you say? Nothing except for the fact that he's some insanely beautiful Greek God under those nerdy glasses. And now, he lives next door. I'm Sarah and this is my story.
Original > Rated PG-13
Royal Pain in the Ass by PunkRockPenguin
Juliet has worked hard all of her life and everything she has she earned herself. Now her world is turning upside down as she finally meets her father, who until recently was just an abstract idea to her. What is an American girl to do in the confusing world of British politics.
Original > Rated PG-13
Best Overall
Dirt Roads by winehoes
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight > Rated M
Beer, Broads, and Brotherhood by Aquarius
Set before "Broken Bow," friendships change, but remain strong as ever.
Enterprise > Rated PG-13
The Red Eye by badjujube
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood.
Twilight > Rated M
Immortal Beloved by All About Eric
When vampires ruled the earth...a different Eric, a different Sookie, the same love. Mostly T but M for violence in chapter 23 and sexual content in chapters 28 and following.
Southern Vampire Mysteries / True Blood > Rated M
A Hard Day’s Night by SexyLexiCullen
The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe - just maybe - falling in love? Canon Couples. OOC Characters. Romance, a lot of Comedy, and a hint of drama.
Twilight > Rated M
My Journey by petersgirl
When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
Twilight > Rated NC-17
